Verse1:Feeling lonley in my room, need someone to talk to, so I pick up the phone and I know just who to call

Chorus: 1-800-456 call it up when u need a fix

Verse2: You know the number, its written here, and we shout it , in your ear, never busy, so call it now, cause u know the way how

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Verse 3: Don't need quarters, its toll free, thats the way it aught to be, its in the phone book, so look it up, our operators are standing by

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Verse 4: If you call it, then you'll know, that this number does not work with your phone

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